Signifying Nothing.

bblackcats: executivedisfunction: I have created Star Wars...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:45:32 -0400

bblackcats:

executivedisfunction:

I have created Star Wars Pie!

WHAT.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:47:36 -0400

Scientific Podcast Goes Boink, Episode 34: Kermit the Frog Believes in You

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:44:16 -0400

Scientific Podcast Goes Boink, Episode 34: Kermit the Frog Believes in You:

sorryeveryone:

On the anniversary of Jim Henson’s death, we have a special podcast. Things get earnest.

Jim Henson died 23 years ago today. Bill and I devoted an episode of the podcast to talking about why the Muppets mean so much to us. It’s because they’re funny, but it’s also because life is hard and sometimes you feel really, really along, but there’s always a felt frog who is there for you. Always. It’s because in this world people are very often quite mean to each other, but there’s another world where things are different, and if we want is bad enough we can make our world a little more like their world.

It isn’t long, an hour or so. Give it a listen won’t you?

P.S. apologies in advance for the dozens of Muppet sketches I am going to tumblast today

"I would be interested to see the amount of overlap between people who are criticizing Angelina..."

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:08:45 -0400

“I would be interested to see the amount of overlap between people who are criticizing Angelina Jolie’s mastectomy decision and people who have told someone to lose weight because they’re “concerned” about that person’s health.”

A Confession

Thu, 09 May 2013 16:50:33 -0400

The real reason I’m afraid to try double penetration is because I don’t think I’d be able to stop myself making a joke about containing multitudes. Walt Whitman is probably kind of a boner-killer, right?

kaaayrutledge: There’s a new Hyperbole and a Half, you guys,...

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:28:06 -0400

kaaayrutledge:

There’s a new Hyperbole and a Half, you guys, and it is spectacular.

I Am A: Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard (3rd/2nd Level) Ability...

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:07:44 -0400

I Am A: Neutral Good Elf Druid/Wizard (3rd/2nd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength-16
Dexterity-16
Constitution-14
Intelligence-17
Wisdom-13
Charisma-17

Alignment:
Neutral Good A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment when it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.

Race:
Elves are known for their poetry, song, and magical arts, but when danger threatens they show great skill with weapons and strategy. Elves can live to be over 700 years old and, by human standards, are slow to make friends and enemies, and even slower to forget them. Elves are slim and stand 4.5 to 5.5 feet tall. They have no facial or body hair, prefer comfortable clothes, and possess unearthly grace. Many others races find them hauntingly beautiful.

Primary Class:
Druids gain power not by ruling nature but by being at one with it. They hate the unnatural, including aberrations or undead, and destroy them where possible. Druids receive divine spells from nature, not the gods, and can gain an array of powers as they gain experience, including the ability to take the shapes of animals. The weapons and armor of a druid are restricted by their traditional oaths, not simply training. A druid’s Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that they can cast.

Secondary Class:
Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard’s strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.

Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

pervasizadam: Pawel Kuczynski

Tue, 07 May 2013 13:04:29 -0400

pervasizadam:

Pawel Kuczynski

"When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to..."

Wed, 01 May 2013 12:26:17 -0400

“When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a heck of a person.”

- Joss Whedon (via perfect)

"The trees of my childhood are not the trees of your childhood. Let me tell you about my cedars;..."

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 17:40:29 -0400

“

The trees of my childhood
are not the trees of your
childhood.

Let me tell you about my
cedars; my forsythias
and honeysuckles;
the way I used to plant
cherry pits in the front lawn
because I was greedy for their
blossoming.

Lift up my skirt and I’ll show you
where the blackberry brushes had
scratched me.

Lay me down in a hammock
hung between your childhood and the
man you have become today.

And we’ll kiss once, twice,
and a third time for luck

beneath the cherry blossom petals
that I had fallen asleep beneath
when I was too young to know anything
but innocence.

And the dark bark will be a darker midnight
against the spring it blossoms.

Skeletal. Moonless.
So heavy from the
rain.

And your hand will fold a flower
behind my ear.

The petals will be
so extraordinarily
pale.

”

- Shinji Moon, “Cherry Blossoms”(via commovente)

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 08:30:09 -0400

People are such jerks.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 20:47:29 -0400

I swear to god, if they didn’t post such adorable animal pictures on the internet, I wouldn’t bother with them at all.

Closing time: the Con Cut. Shot, edited, and screened within 36...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 07:03:04 -0400

Closing time: the Con Cut. Shot, edited, and screened within 36 hours.

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Sun, 14 Apr 2013 23:02:08 -0400

pendantaudio: PENDANT PRODUCTIONS PROUDLY PRESENTS: Episode...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 14:26:12 -0400

pendantaudio:

PENDANT PRODUCTIONS PROUDLY PRESENTS:

Episode Fifty - “Sacrifice”

In the post apocalyptic wasteland, a strange salesman offers exactly what two survivors want most in the world. Featuring “Fights in a Burning House” by Jason R. Wallace.

“Seminar” is a full-cast, ongoing anthology show with no restrictions on genre. Available for free download in .mp3 format, or as a Podcast! Now available exclusively at PendantAudio.com via the following links:

Also available — a commentary track with the director and writers!

iTunes link:
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=217204916

Podcast feed:
http://www.pendantaudio.com/seminar-podcast.xml

Download link:
http://www.pendantaudio.com/seminar.php

Featuring the voice talents of:
Kristen Bays as Instructor
Kristen Bays as Tutor
M Sieiro Garcia as Student 29
Perry Whittle as Student 33
Bruce Busby as Master Control Program
In Fights in a Burning House
Russell Gold as Tinder
Sara Mackenzie as Sulphur
Jason R. Wallace as Voland

Written by Jason R. Wallace

Written by Bernadette M. Groves and Colin Kelly
Directed by Paul Brueggemann.
Shorts edited by Susan Bridges.
Wrapper Edited by Jeffrey Bridges.
Music by Vincent Morrison and Kevin MacLeod.
Seminar theme by Vincent Morrison.
Cover art by Frank Harbuck III
Produced by Pendant Productions
Executive Producer Jeffrey Bridges
Seminar co-created by Kathryn Pryde and Jeffrey Bridges

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Thanks for listening!

lacerto: Froschkoenig by Baumraum.

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 11:44:41 -0400

lacerto:

Froschkoenig by Baumraum.

takudeath: アビイ・ロード 28IF - Graphic Equalizer

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 11:29:18 -0400

takudeath:

アビイ・ロード 28IF - Graphic Equalizer

kateordie: infinitenap: HUNK Dreamboat!

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 20:56:13 -0400

kateordie:

infinitenap:

HUNK

Dreamboat!

I can’t tell you how much better I feel knowing that my...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:22:42 -0400

I can’t tell you how much better I feel knowing that my tomato paste is yolo certified.

feministdisney: fdunlimited: funny :D the muppets bloopers...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 15:30:10 -0400

feministdisney:

fdunlimited:

funny :D

the muppets bloopers :)